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Jokes For Children - 13

This is page 13 of jokes for children.

My brother said, 'I want a job as a human cannonball.'
I said, 'I'll bet you get fired.'

My brother said, 'I've just been reading a book about Samson. He was an amazing comedian.'
I said, 'Was he really?'
My brother said, 'Yes, he brought the house down.'

My brother said, 'I'm going to become a forger. I'm going to make some big money.'
I said, 'Don't make it too big or someone'll notice.'

There were these two cannibals having their tea. One said to the other, 'I don't like your friend.'
The other one said, 'Well put him to one side and just eat the greens.'

My brother read a book about Davy Crockett. He said, 'Did you know Davy Crockett had three ears?'
I said, 'No, I didn't.'
He said, 'Well he did you know. He had a right ear, a left ear and a wild frontear.'

My mum was in hospital, and the doctor said, 'Listen, I want you to drink a Guinness after your bath every day.'
My mum said, 'If I drink my bath I won't have room for a Guinness.'

My dad said, 'My leg, my leg, it's agony.'
My mum said, 'That's entirely due to old age'.'
My dad said, 'Well my other leg's just as old and that doesn't hurt.'

My mum went rushing to the doctor in a panic. She said, 'Doctor my little girl's swallowed my pen.'
The doctor said,' 'Don't worry you can borrow mine.'

Did you hear about the vampire that swallowed a sheep?
He said he felt baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.

My brother saw a witch riding on a broomstick. He said, 'What are you doing on that?'
The witch said, 'My best friend's got the vacuum cleaner.'

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What is white, light and sugary and swings from trees?
A meringue-utan.

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