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Jokes About Work

These jokes are about employment and working in an office. For example - Boss: Why were you late for work this morning? Employee: I overslept. Boss: You mean you sleep at home as well? This is page 1 of 3

I don't work here. I'm a consultant.

If at first you don't succeed, delegate it.

Teamwork means never having to take all the blame yourself.

The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.

If you think we're a bad company, you should see the competition.

If at first you don't succeed, try management.

Your job is Still better than asking, "You want fries with that?"

Pride, Commitment, Teamwork. Words we use to get you to work for free.

Chaos, panic, and disorder - my work here is done.

A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.

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After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him.
The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.

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