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"Waiter, waiter. I don't like the flies in here."
Waiter, waiter, there's a small fly in my soup.
Waiter, waiter, this food is terrible. Bring me the manager.
Waiter, waiter, you're not fit to serve a pig.
How did you find your steak, sir?
Waiter, waiter, do they change the tablecloths in thls restaurant?
Waiter, waiter; what's on the menu tonight?
Waiter, waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup.
Waiter, waiter, have you smoked salmon?
Waiter, waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?
Here is a randomly selected jokeHear about this guy who lived right next door to a sewer and killed himself? The coroner said it was sewercide. You can find more jokes like this in the Jokes For Children category.
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