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I wish you a Merry Christmas
Christmas - A holiday in which neither the past nor the future is of as much interest as the past.
I don't care who you are, get these reindeer off my roof.
Who carries a sack and bites people?
Why did Father Christmas want a garden?
What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Why is a lion in the desert like Father Christmas?
Here is a randomly selected joke A funeral service is being held in a church for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service the pallbearers are carrying the casket out, when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket. You can find more jokes like this in the Jokes About Marriage category.
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