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Jokes About Christmas


A selection of jokes and humorous stories about Father Christmas or Santa Claus as he is often called.
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I wish you a Merry Christmas
And a Happy New Year,
A stocking full of presents
And a fridge full of beer.


Christmas - A holiday in which neither the past nor the future is of as much interest as the past.


I don't care who you are, get these reindeer off my roof.


Who carries a sack and bites people?
Santa Jaws


Why did Father Christmas want a garden?
So he could Ho, Ho, Ho!


What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells, jungle bells...


Why is a lion in the desert like Father Christmas?
Because it has sandy claws.


Here is a randomly selected joke

Was Roy Rogers a trigger happy cowboy?

You can find more jokes like this in the Questions category.


 

 

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