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Jokes About Children

Children often make us laugh, though it is often unintentionally. Here are some jokes about children.

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A little girl named Sally loved animal crackers. Her mom took her to the store and bought her some. When they got home, Sally started taking out all the animal crackers from the box and laid them all out on the table. Her mother asked why she was doing that. Sally replied, "I'm looking for the seal. The box says if the seal is broken, don't eat it."

A seven year old going to his first carol service demanded indignantly when the collection plate came round, 'You mean we have to pay for this?'

Twelve year old's essay on 'what would you do to try and encourage motorists to show more consideration for others?': 'I would drive a police car.'

Ten year old's reply to `what famous London landmark has a figure with only one eye?': 'Cleopatra's needle.'

Twelve year old's response to the question, `why does a surgeon wear a mask when he performs an operation?': `So if he makes a muck of it the patient won't know who did it.'

Primary maths pupil's answer to question, `take 9 from 246 as many times as possible': `I did it fifty times and I always got 237.'

Small girl seeing Buckingham Palace for the first time: `Our front garden is concreted over too'.

Ten year old's response to question, 'When dead, what do you want to be remembered for?': `Ever.'

Twelve year old in French class being asked the difference between Madame and Mademoiselle: `Monsieur'.

Eleven year old's environmental studies essay on the effect of oil pollution: 'When my mum opened a tin of sardines last night it was full of oil and all the sardines were dead.'

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Here is a randomly selected joke

What's got ten legs, bulging eyes and is green and slimy?
I don't know.
Neither do I - but there's one crawling up your leg now!

You can find more jokes like this in the Miscellaneous Jokes category.