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You're Having A Bad Day When - Jokes

A selection of having a bad day jokes. You know you're having a bad day when ...

You know you're having a bad day when your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife/ex-husband.

You know you're having a bad day when everyone avoids you the morning after the company office party.

You know you're having a bad day when you wake up to the soothing sound of running water...and remember that you just bought a waterbed.

You know you're having a bad day when you realize that you just sprayed spot remover under your arms instead of deodorant.

You know you're having a bad day when the worst player on the golf course wants to play you for money.

You know you're having a bad day when people think you are 40...and you really are.

You know you're having a bad day when the restaurant check has been on the table for ten minutes...and no one has touched it.

You know you're having a bad day when the bird singing outside your window is a vulture.

You know you're having a bad day when your twin sister forgets your birthday.

You know you're having a bad day when - You start to put up the clothes you wore home from the party last night ....and there aren't any.

Did you hear about the steamroller driver who ran over a biscuit? He said, 'Crumbs.'

You can find more jokes like this in the Jokes For Children category.