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You're Having A Bad Day When - Jokes

A selection of having a bad day jokes. You know you're having a bad day when ...

You know you're having a bad day when your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife/ex-husband.

You know you're having a bad day when everyone avoids you the morning after the company office party.

You know you're having a bad day when you wake up to the soothing sound of running water...and remember that you just bought a waterbed.

You know you're having a bad day when you realize that you just sprayed spot remover under your arms instead of deodorant.

You know you're having a bad day when the worst player on the golf course wants to play you for money.

You know you're having a bad day when people think you are 40...and you really are.

You know you're having a bad day when the restaurant check has been on the table for ten minutes...and no one has touched it.

You know you're having a bad day when the bird singing outside your window is a vulture.

You know you're having a bad day when your twin sister forgets your birthday.

You know you're having a bad day when - You start to put up the clothes you wore home from the party last night ....and there aren't any.

Here is a randomly selected joke

A man goes to see a doctor. He prods himself in the arm, legs and torso with his finger, complaining that he is in agony whenever he does this. The doctor asks the man if he is Irish. "Yes," replies the man. "I thought so," said the doctor, "your finger is broken."

You can find more jokes like this in the Irish Jokes category.