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Funny Car Bumper Stickers

A selection of funny car bumper stickers.

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Missing An IRS Auditor?? Check My Tires!

Honk if you hate noise pollution.

Cover me, I'm changing lanes.

C A U T I O N ! I Drive The Same Way You Do!

Don't Honk - I'm Pedaling as Fast as I Can.

I brake for Hallucinations.

Cats Flattened While You Watch.

No radio - already stolen.

When you do a good deed, get a receipt - in case heaven is like the IRS.

The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.

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My uncle said to me, 'Ants have got amazing brains.'
I said, 'Have they?'
He said, 'Yes. Have you noticed how they always know when you're having a picnic.'

You can find more jokes like this in the Jokes For Children category.